Dear neighbour,
I respect your right to slowly kill yourself from within the comfort of your room. It's your life, not mine. The collection of cigarette butts in the overflowing ash trays make a wonderful addition to the decor of the apartment. And the smell adds a wonderful aroma to the hallway. I love breathing in toxic air that causes my throat to burn with every breath I take.
Be a kind neighbour and please put it out.
Sincerely,
The health nut
3 comments:
Jonny, I finally got around to looking at your blog - you've been busy!
In a few minutes I've read a lot of excitement and character development - I hope it's been as inspiring as it seems to have the potential for being.
Anyway, I'm now subscribed, so keep on writing!
Hey did you write this? What a weird coincidence, 15 mins from now I have to make a presentation for a mock-ad about how to positively and negatively portray smoking.
If you don't mind....perhaps I can use your little story there?!?!??! Let me know if it's ok! LOVE YOU!
Yep. And no problemo. Miss you.
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